"…most of international law doesn’t exist yet."
— Jordan Kendall in The West Wing S04 E03
"Iš šios bylos matyti, kad A. G., kuris be jokios dingsties ar priežasties pats pradėjo konfliktą, keikdamasis, imituodamas kovinius veiksmus – šokinėdamas, mojuodamas rankomis, grėsmingai artinosi prie P. Š. P., o šis, vengdamas smūgių ir bijodamas, kad iš jo neatimtų ginklo, traukėsi atbulas. P. Š. P. yra mažo ūgio, smulkaus kūno sudėjimo, įvykio metu jam buvo 85 metai, o A. G. – jaunas, aiškiai stipresnis fiziškai, girtas ir agresyviai nusiteikęs."
— LAT 2K-186/2008
"Law gets its legitimacy from reason, not from right and wrong answers. Showing your work is the court’s work."

luisprada:

Wanna know what I’m really good at? I’m really good at not being good at writing short, concise, snappy titles. I’m so not good at it that it’s something I excel at.

I like this one. It’s just me calling a major corporate entity an asshole. It’s fun.

“Nah-uh, because the mouse would have been melted in the Mountain Dew!” Is The Worst Legal Argument Ever Presented To A Court

Defense attorneys must have wrongly applied the “Anything goes” principle.

"Steal and make it better"
Andrius Kubilius on the development of Information society.

Trans-Dniester president-elect Y.Shevchuk’s haircut has maximum swag.

via Delfi.

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"Most of the best contracts are made between those who have the most differences. Contract is a bridge between differences."
— Professor Charles W. Kingsfield, Jr. in The Paper Chase
"Alison Frankel of Thomson Reuters estimates that it works out to about $35,000 an hour for the law firms’ work. It is one of the largest fee awards for plaintiffs lawyers in history."

Sadly, Leicester City does not possess a decent plan for zombie invasion.

poliiitikus:

kim jong un’s ultimate weapon

Kim Jong-sangokun

After 2 days since it has happen and it is the most successful attempt to remix the weeping.

"There is rule by law here…But there’s no rule of law."

Fmr. Australia’s ambassador to China Geoff Raby speaking about China’s justice system

via the Economist

srsly, “Bobutės paskola”?

Pažiūrėjus į palūkanas, tokiai bobutei gali grėsti bobutės iš “Nusikaltimas ir bausmė” likimas…

“Siuo metu esu Danijoj, per sventes busiu namie ir ziuresiu zydraji zibureli per LNK. I sms atsakau skambuciu. Atsakau uz savo bazara. Parduodu, nes reikia pinigu gryzimui i Lietuva.”

Now, that’s what I call marketing!!!